You cannot say that you like Pocahontas. The genocide of my people is turned into a cartoon musical with a singing raccoon? I mean, think about it, dawg, the real story of Pocahontas is about a bunch of white boys who come to my land, bribe the corrupt indian chief, kill off all the warriors and fuck the indian princess silly.
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
I think Cosmo did some justice on this one
I feel this to my core.
Lol at #3. Seriously my friends family is obsessed With Bebe and it’s all plain clothing that costs way too much and barely anyone can fit into it
Indonesian Autumn Adder
that’s a dragon…don’t even try to fight me on this… that’s a fucking dragon
It’s also not a real snake. That’s a photoshopped variable bush viper
Here is the actual animal
you say that like the actual animal isn’t also a baby dragon
This was a very interesting question that I hadn’t really considered before, and I know that admin m talked about it, but I’m going to address it too.
I think that Tom’s fashion sense, in essence, is simple, classic, monochromatic and conservative. All these things can be applied to women’s clothing, too.
In regards to formal wear, little needs change except the switch of pants to a pencil skirt if a more feminine look is desired. Simply cut dresses in monochromatic or subdued shades, such as the one above, would also fit the criteria. It’s essential not to show too much skin - note Tom’s long-sleeved shirts even in the heat and humidity - and yet equally important is good tailoring. Tom always ensures that his clothes are properly fitting, and this is particularly important to apply to women’s clothing, where accentuations such as for the waist are important in providing a polished and elegant silhouette.
Casual wear is pretty easy to convert, because most of what Tom wears is already unisex. His leather and quilt jackets, casually thrown over a plain t-shit (v-neck, of course) are straightforward adaptations. Add in a grey infinity scarf, a classic British cardigan and some leather-look pants, and you’re practically Tom Hiddleston already.
When you are attracted to people, it’s because of the details. Their kindness. Their eyes. The fact that they can get you to laugh when you need it the most.
We often feel that we lack something, and seem to see that very quality in someone else, promptly attributing all our own qualities to him too, and a kind of ideal contentment as well. And so the happy mortal is a model of complete perfection—which we have ourselves created.